About Me: I am Joel Q. Schwaab. After several years establishing an impressive resume of conflict and anxiety in the northeast, I was surprisingly hired to distribute my special brand of angst to the sun-drunk students of Florida's aristocracy. In short, I am a philosophy teacher plying his trade - such as it is - at an exclusive area private school. I have no wife, no children, no house, little to no business sense and a glaring lack of professional ambition. I do have, however, many dubious insights and several shambolic theories concerning the world at large. And what more effective expression of superfluous opinions than an online blog!